Monday, November 29, 2021

Alice's Adventures in Wonderland

Written by: Lewis Carroll

First line: Alice was beginning to get very tired of sitting by her sister on the bank, and of having nothing to do: once or twice she had peeped into the book her sister was reading, but it had no pictures or conversations in it, "and what is the use of a book," thought Alice, "without pictures or conversations?"

Why you should read this book: Obviously, I have read Alice in Wonderland dozens, perhaps even hundreds of times in my life, but not, apparently, once in the last fifteen years since I've been keeping this blog; Alice was such a formative part of my childhood, so deeply embedding in my psyche that I suppose I didn't need to reread it because it existed inside me (although it's perhaps a little weird that I never read it to my stepdaughter, but she had her own ideas about books and gravitated toward more modern stuff). This is the tale of an inquisitive little girl who falls down a rabbit hole and come out in an altered fantasy world to be ordered around and abused by birds, rabbits, playing cards, and various other unlikely creatures while changing size on a regular basis and never quite understanding the rules of this brave new world. Alice is the basis of much children's fantasy literature and a fair amount of adult content generated in the one hundred fifty years since its original publication, and while some of the references that might have made sense to its original readership have faded into nonsense for today's children, the overall balance of sense to nonsense has remained about the same, as some of Alice's stranger experiences have morphed into common tropes in kids' entertainment. 

Why you shouldn't read this book: You enjoy remaining completely unconnected to a shared sense of culture.

Sunday, November 28, 2021

Paying for It: A Comic-Strip Memoir about Being a John

Written by: Chester Brown

First line: June 1996: Can we talk?

Why you should read this book: After an amicable breakup—he remains roommates with his ex while she moves on with a new live-in boyfriend—Chester determines that he has no interest in relationships, although he's still plenty interested in sex. Following a lot of soul-searching, false starts, research, self-doubt, and mounting desire, he begins paying for sex with a series of professional sex workers, much to his own great satisfaction, and his friends' vocal disgust. This graphic memoir protects the identity of the sex workers: he conceals their faces and ethnicity and changes their hairstyles and names, while reproducing their speech in such a way as to put a more useful face on the concept of sex work and give the women honest voices, although the narrative focuses primarily on Chester's feelings and experience. 

Why you shouldn't read this book: You're an unashamed SWERF.


Luna Howls at the Moon

Written by: Kristin O'Donnell Tubb

First line: Most of my clients don't mind when I lick their tears away.

Why you should read this book: Luna is a therapy dog who loves her work comforting troubled kids and is anxious to earn her fifty-session pin from Therapy Dogs Worldwide, thus demonstrating her official status as a very good dog. When three of her clients run away together on a crazy mission across town, Luna knows it is her responsibility to escape with them and offer support, just as much as she knows that she could be jeopardizing her own goal by accompanying them on this spree. Luna's perspective provides young readers with a new understanding of empathy, along with tools to help them make sense of other people's struggles and behavior through a lens of unconditional love. 

Why you shouldn't read this book: You have zero tolerance for dogs.

I, Claudius

Written by: Robert Graves

First line: I, Tiberius Claudius Drusus Nero Germanicus This-that-and-the-other (for I shall not trouble you yet with all my titles) who was once, and not so long ago either, known to my friends and relatives and associates as "Claudius the Idiot", or "That Claudius", or "Claudius the Stammerer", or "Clau-Clau-Claudius" or at best as "Poor Uncle Claudius", am now about to write this strange history of my life, starting from my earliest childhood and continuing year by year until I reach the fateful point of change where, some eight years ago, at the age of fifty-one, I suddenly found myself caught in what I may call the "golden predicament" from which I have never since become disentangled. 

Why you should read this book: Covering the reigns of Augustus, Tiberius, and Caligula, this classic book novelizes fifty-plus years of Roman history as seen though the eyes of a man who was simultaneously entrenched in the political machinations playing out all around him while remaining an outsider, able to research, record, and comment wryly on the most troubling aspects of human nature, while offering the reader all manner of scandalous personal observations. His legs lame and his stutter making it difficult for him to express himself, Claudius is largely unaffected by the murderous instincts of those jockeying for power and wealth in Rome, most particularly his devious and ambitious grandmother Livia. Devoting himself to the study of history, Claudius survives, occasionally thrives, and eventually outlives his oppressors to win a dubious award he didn't want in the first place. 

Why you shouldn't read this book: You still retain any trace of faith in humanity. 

From the Desk of Zoe Washington

Written by: Janae Marks

First line: The day I turned twelve, I was certain it'd be my favorite birthday yet, but then I got the letter.

Why you should read this book: The only thing Zoe knows about her biological father is that he was a bad man who did a bad thing and went to prison for it, until the day she intercepts a letter from the state penitentiary and begins a secret correspondence with the man she had previously thought of only as "Marcus." Now Marcus starts to become a real person to her, someone who claims to love her, who sends her cool song recommendations and, at last, claims to be innocent of any crime except having a terrible public defender. Will Zoe risk her shot at achieving her previous dream of becoming a kid celebrity pastry chef to pursue her new dream of exonerating the dad she never knew of a murder he swears he didn't commit?

Why you shouldn't read this book: You are a terrible public defender and proud of it.


Those Shoes

Written by: Maribeth Boelts and Noah Z. Jones

First line: I have dreams about those shoes. 

Why you should read this book: This is a story about economic necessity, fads, desire, and kindness. A little boy longs for a pair of stylish sneakers, but his family's situation is such that he ends up with a pair of charity shoes from the guidance counselor's stash. Eventually he acquires an affordable, secondhand, too-small pair of the coveted kicks, and while he can't really wear them, he can make a choice that demonstrates his understanding of the true value of material things. 

Why you shouldn't read this book: You don't have any shoes.

A Spoon for Every Bite

Written by: Joe Hayes and Rebecca Leer

First line: A long time ago there was a poor copule who lived in a small, tumbledown house.

Why you should read this book: This is a retelling of an old folktale—the author's notes claim it combines elements from two old Hispanic stories (although I have also read some of the elements of this tale in an old Yiddish folktale)—that highlights the divide between the grateful poor and the oblivious rich. An economically disadvantaged couple names their wealthy neighbor as godfather of their child in the hopes that they will become better friends, and scrimp and save to purchase a third spoon for their household, that they may entertain their new friend. When the rich man laughs at the poverty of the poor couple, they take their simple, glorious revenge with poetic irony. 

Why you shouldn't read this book: The idea that anyone lives more lavishly than you puts you off your food.