Thursday, August 12, 2021

Sinister Tentacle Sorority: A Grave Robbers Novella

Written by: Cameron D. Blackwell

First line: Bradley McCluskey stood on the Gamma Rho Lambda sorority house lawn, staring up at it in awe and trepidation.

Why you should read this book: What you see is what you get—there's a sorority, there are tentacles, things get sinister. Optimistic teen Bradley McCluskey, one of six new pledges at Gamma Rho Lambda, uncovers a shocking conspiracy: a horrific tentacle monster lives beneath her new home, and the Greeks have been feeding it pledges for as long as anyone can remember. When Bradley runs afoul of the mean girl but escapes a terrible, tentacled fate, things start to get really dangerous. 

Why you shouldn't read this book: The dedication page warns readers that the book contains no tentacle rape, and further disclaims that people who are interested in tentacle rape need Jesus, but I think a little tentacle rape could have elevated the story—these tentacles only kill and eat young people, and there's no sex. 


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