Babies Ruin Everything

Tuesday, February 13, 2018

Babies Ruin Everything

Written by: Matthew Swanson and Robbi Behr

First line: My baby brother was born today.

Why you should read this book: A small girl, dethroned by her parents' newest acquisition, feels like they've gotten a defective and useless baby who should be returned or at least exchanged. As is usually the case, the narrator relents once the baby is able to do things and endeavors to teach the new sibling everything she knows. Finally, the two siblings are able to gang up on the parents to enact a new reign of terror in which the kids get their way.

Why you shouldn't read this book: You still don't accept your parents' decision to have more children.

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Tuesday, February 13, 2018