Sunday, December 28, 2025

Music Theory for Ukulele

Written by: David Shipway

First line: Hello and welcome to Music Theory for Ukulele.

Why you should read this book: This book is absolutely perfect if you play the ukulele and want to understand why music is the way it is. After 10 years of playing the ukulele, it turned out I had already intuited some of the information here, but this book really put together everything a beginning or intermediate student would want to know about music theory for ukulele. Chords, keys, triads, progressions, and mini quizzes to test your knowlege, it's all in here, plus 5 appendices with extremely useful charts and tables.

Why you shouldn't read this book: If you're not really musically gifted, it's kind of like studying a foreign language; I think I understood most of this book, but I didn't assimilate all of it.

Microfiction

Edited by: Jerome Stern

First line: A short time ago I got a phone call from a men in New York who say the announcement of Florida State University's World's Best Short Story contest.

Why you should read this book: Microfiction, flash fiction, or short short stories are stories that are a lot shorter than you would expect. Some people might use the label for anything under 5 pages, but the stories in this anthology are all under 300 words! These are the winners and finalists from FSU's World's Best Short Story contest, and they contain multitudes. 

Why you shouldn't read this book: I think I read it originally as an undergrad, and I was trying to find some stories that were suitable to help me explain the concept of flash fiction to my elementary students, but there is really nothing in this book that I would share with someone else's 10-year-old. 

Jabberwocky: a Pop-up Rhyme from Through the Looking Glass

Written by: Nick Bantock and Lewis Carroll 

First line: 'Twas brillig, and the slithy toves/ Did gyre and gimble in the wabe/All mimsy were the borogroves,/And the mome raths outgrabe.

Why you should read this book: It's a tiny volume comprising the famous nonsense poem, illustrated in a delightfully nonsensical and 3-dimensional style by the inimitable Nick Bantok. The poem's narrator is kind of drawn like Santa Claus and the young hero takes with him on his quest a tiny green monster for no discernible reason, and the vorpal blade goes snicker snack. It's just how you remember, although possibly not how you imagined.

Why you shouldn't read this book: Pop-up books are notoriously fragile and this one was published 35 years ago.

Before the Coffee Gets Cold

Written by: Toshikazu Kawaguchi

First line: Oh, gosh, is that the time?

Why you should read this book: This novel (or 4 linked novellas depending on how you want to count) about a magical basement cafe where, if you follow the rules and respect the ghost and don't expect too much from the trip, you can travel to the past or the future for the exact space of time it takes for a cup of coffee to get cold was a bestseller in Japan. Even though the characters who take these journeys are aware that they cannot change the present by traveling to the past (they can't even leave their seat, or communicate with anyone who wasn't physically in the cafe on the day they arrive) they still feel strong compulsions to go back and say the thing they didn't say the first time around. And even though they can't change events, they can still change emotions and expectations and use this magical gift to improve their lives.

Why you shouldn't read this book: It may lose something in translation; it's a very "quiet" kind of story with very little action, but an awful lot of exposition. 

Fresh Start

Written by: Gale Galligan

First line: You thought you had a plan, your life was set in stone...but then you made a tiny friend who taught you how to grow. 

Why you should read this book: Weird, gender-nonconforming kid Ollie Herisson is the daughter of a diplomat, so she's never taken friendship seriously, because her family moves every two years, and so do most of the kids she meets at international schools, so she never expects those relationships to mean anything. With this mindset, she really hurts her best friend on the last day of school in Germany, and she doesn't make a great impression on the first day of school in America. Then her parents tell her that they've decided to stay in one place until she and her sister finish school, and now she has to reexamine her entire belief system, including her prejudices about the kids she meets, and her relationship with her cultural heritage, and the way she interacts with her sister, along with how she thinks about anime, cosplay, storytelling, and apologies.

Why you shouldn't read this book: You think anime, cosplay, and friends are stupid.