Tuesday, March 27, 2012

How to Lose All Your Friends

Written by: Nancy Carlson

First line: If you don’t want to have any friends, follow these simple instructions:

Why you should read this book: A succinct primer with six easy steps not only for alienating any potential playmates, but also for irritating adults and turning yourself into a repulsive person who is unhappy and unlikable. Much more efficient than an etiquette book for the younger set, here you’ll find a fast overview of the worst childhood behaviors and the lovingly implied message. The choice is the child’s: choose to behave in an ugly fashion and have no friends, or eliminate these poor behaviors and find happiness.

Why you shouldn’t read this book: You have lots of friends and you have no trouble keeping them. 

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