Written by: Sam Humphries and Caitlin Rose Boyle
First line: Hey! Over here! It's me, Jonesy! Welcome to the worst day ever.
Why you should read this book: Angry teen Jonesy has a secret power: she can make anyone fall in love with anything, unless that thing is her, which makes her even angrier. Plus, every time she uses her power on people, it backfires in ways that one should expect if one goes around willy-nilly telling people one dislikes to fall in love with random things. But not everyone sucks as much as Jonesy wants to think they do, and her shenanigans may very well help her find love in the long run.
Why you shouldn't read this book: You're just a perfect kid with no flaws.